Jack Besley

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Having ears that work like a broken blender. Most of the time you need a hearing aid that’s louder than a chainsaw.

'I swear you just said 'hello' but I heard 'flamingo'.'

'You need a hearing aid and a tattoo.'

'I think my hearing aid is trying to fight me.'

When your ears are so bad you need a hearing aid and a translator. Sometimes both are mad at you.

'I asked for a taco and got a math test.'

'Your hearing aid just yelled at me.'

'I think my ears are on strike.'

Your ears are like a broken radio. You need a hearing aid and a swear jar to understand what people are saying.

'You said 'yes' but I heard 'no' and it was a lie.'

'My hearing aid just cussed me out.'

'I think my ears are taking a vacation.'