jack berg

My cousin is a jack berg. He once tried to fit three hot dogs in his pants.

At the gym, the jack berg flexed so hard the weights flew off the rack.

My teacher called my friend a jack berg because he drew a giant penis on the board.

Jack Berg showed up to the party with a sausage that made everyone leave.

My dad said my uncle is a jack berg because he once pulled out a ruler and measured his cock.

The jack berg at the bar got kicked out because he took off his pants in front of the bouncer.

Jack Berg sat down on a chair and it broke like it was made of paper.

My friend is a jack berg. He once told a joke and everyone laughed so hard they all passed gas.

At the restaurant, the jack berg ordered three pizzas and ate them all by himself.