Jack benseman

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A walking meatball with no brain and a mouth full of garbage.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got rejected. Classic Jack Benseman.
He ate my sandwich and didn't even say thank you. What a waste of food.
He told a joke so bad it made the dog cry.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The human version of a broken toaster.
He tried to fix my phone and made it worse. Now it's just a brick.
He showed up to the party in pajamas and no shoes. What even is he?
He yelled at a pizza delivery guy for no reason. Pizza is sacred.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the king of the world but is actually just a sad meat sack.
He told everyone he was going to be president. Then he fell asleep during the election.
He tried to start a band called 'The Meat Sacks' and it failed instantly.
He said he had a million dollars and then asked me for a dollar.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks he’s a genius but is actually just a walking disaster.
He tried to build a spaceship in his garage and it exploded. Twice.
He told me he could beat anyone in a debate and then cried when I won.
He tried to cook dinner and set the kitchen on fire. Again.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks he’s a rockstar but is actually just a loud man with no talent.
He tried to sing at a karaoke bar and no one listened. Not even the mic.
He wore a crown to the grocery store and people just laughed.
He tried to start a band and named it 'Jack Benseman and the Sad Pajamas'.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks he’s important but is just a sad guy with a loud mouth.
He tried to get everyone to follow him on TikTok and no one did.
He told me he was going to change the world and then fell asleep on the couch.
He wore a cape to school and got laughed at by every kid.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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