Jack Beecher

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A brainless meatball who thinks they're the main dish.

Jack Beecher tried to explain quantum physics like it was a TikTok trend.

He said the sky was green because he ate too much pizza.

He told his mom he invented the wheel and it was called 'the circle.'

The human version of a broken toaster.

Jack Beecher tried to do a math problem and cried.

He said the alphabet was spelled wrong and wrote it backward.

He told the teacher the moon was made of cheese and it was a conspiracy.

A person who thinks they're smart but is just loud.

Jack Beecher yelled at the TV because it wasn’t paying attention to him.

He said he could beat Einstein at chess and lost in 10 seconds.

He tried to impress his friends by talking about dinosaurs like they were celebrities.