jack beckman

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Jack Beckman thinks his cock is the size of a telephone pole. Who knows, maybe it is.

Jack Beckman: I could beat your dad in a cock fight. He’s got a tiny cock like a shrimp.

Jack Beckman: I bet your mom would cry if she saw my cock.

Jack Beckman: My cock is so big, I could strangle a goat with it.

Jack Beckman thinks he’s got a cock so big, it could give a donkey a stiffy. Maybe it can.

Jack Beckman: I could fill a pool with my cum. You’d drown in it.

Jack Beckman: Your cock is the size of a matchstick. Mine’s got a ladder.

Jack Beckman: I bet your cock is so tiny, it could hide in a sock.

Jack Beckman thinks his cock is so big, it could punch a hole in the sky. Maybe it already did.

Jack Beckman: I could beat your dad in a cock fight. He’s got a cock like a chicken.

Jack Beckman: My cock is so big, it could take a bite out of a cow.

Jack Beckman: I bet your cock is so small, it could fit in a teacup.