Jack Bauer Power Shower

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A shower so fast it’s like Jack Bauer is trying to rinse off before he gets shot in the head again.

I took a Jack Bauer Power Shower before my mom yelled at me for burning my toast.

He did the Power Shower so he could kill three terrorists in the same episode.

She took one before she screamed at the kids for eating the last pizza slice.

When Jack Bauer takes a shower so quick it feels like he’s trying to escape a terrorist before they realize he’s not dead yet.

He did the Power Shower to avoid getting stuck in a commercial with a guy who sings bad songs.

She took it just before she called her boss a fat flamingo.

He took it right after he ate a whole pizza and still had time to kill a terrorist.

A shower so short it’s like Jack Bauer is trying to get out before he gets blown up again.

He took the Power Shower before he had to fight a terrorist in the kitchen.

She took it before she yelled at her kid for eating the last donut.

He did it just before he had to fight three guys in the same episode.