Jack Bauer Power Dump

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When Jack Bauer blasts out a poop so fast and so hard it feels like he just exploded during a commercial break, leaving the toilet seat shaking like it’s never been touched before.

I had to do a Jack Bauer Power Dump in the airport bathroom because my colon was on fire.

My coworker did one so loud I heard it from the break room.

I did it in the grocery store and the person next to me walked out.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

To Jack Bauer Power Dump is to rip out a poop so fast you don’t even have time to breathe, and it’s so strong it smells like someone lit a fart on fire.

I did a Jack Bauer Power Dump in the restaurant and the waiter ran out.

My brother did it in the car and the whole family smelled it.

I did it during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was sick.

by Slangipedia 10d ago