jack bauer cream pie

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You make a pie for the worst president and you laugh as he shoves it in his face like a f***ing idiot

I made a jack bauer cream pie and watched him choke on it like a f***ing toddler

He tried to eat my pie and it looked like he was being tortured

I dropped the pie in his lap and he screamed like a girl

You put a pie in the face of the dumbest president and you cackle like a madman while he f***ing eats it

I threw the pie at him and he ate it like it was a f***ing gift

He had no idea what hit him, and I was already laughing

He looked like a f***ing idiot with pie in his hair

You give the bad president a pie and he f***ing eats it like it was a death sentence

He took one bite and looked like he was going to cry

That pie was so bad he cried like a baby

He ate the pie and it was like watching a f***ing disaster happen