Jack Bauer (Bower)

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A man who chugs a beer in the shower while giving himself a hand job like it's a Monday morning.
He came home drunk and took a shower with a beer in one hand and his junk in the other.
My dad does this every time he watches the news and gets mad about the world.
He was so drunk he forgot to turn the shower on and just stood there with a beer and his hand.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who drinks a beer in the shower while jerking off like he’s winning a bet.
He told me he does it every time he has to face the day.
My uncle does it while singing along to the radio.
He did it so fast he forgot to wipe the soap off his face.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A man who drinks a beer in the shower while giving himself a hand job like it's his full-time job.
He does it every time he hears his mom call him on the phone.
He once did it while wearing a shirt and pants because he was too lazy to take them off.
He did it so loud the neighbor came to check if he was having a heart attack.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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