Jack Barton

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A once-in-a-lifetime guy who sometimes shows up in a Woolies cart stuck in an underpass. He’s called J. B. and uses the sewers like a fancy subway to go from a shelter to some chick’s place.

Found Jack Barton stuck in the sewers again. Man can't even buy a loaf of bread without getting stuck.

J. B. just rolled into the shelter like he was on a throne.

Saw J. B. trying to flirt with a lady in the sewer. He probably got her number… or her sandwich.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Barton is a man of rare talent who sometimes gets stuck in a Woolies cart in a tunnel. He’s J. B. and uses the sewers like a taxi to get from a shelter to a woman’s house.

Jack Barton just got stuck in the underpass again. Man, he’s like a broken cart on a bad day.

J. B. rolled up to the shelter like he was royalty. He probably had a sandwich for the ride.

Saw J. B. in the sewer trying to talk to a lady. He probably said, 'Do you want a sandwich or a date?'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Barton is a one-of-a-kind man who sometimes ends up in a Woolies cart stuck in a tunnel. He's J. B. and uses the sewers like a personal subway to go from a shelter to a lady’s house.

Jack Barton just got stuck in the underpass again. Man, he’s like a cart on a bad day.

J. B. rolled into the shelter like he was the king of the sewers. He probably had a sandwich for the ride.

Saw J. B. in the sewer trying to hit on a lady. She probably said, 'I like your sandwich, but I don’t like your stench.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago