jack barkwill

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A total loser with no friends who talks way too much and nobody wants to hear.

Jack Barkwill just talked for 10 minutes about his dog. No one cared.

He started a conversation about his shoes. It was the worst.

He texted me 3 times about his lunch. I blocked him.

A guy who thinks he's cool but nobody else does and he still talks nonstop.

He told me his whole life story during lunch. I had to leave.

He started a debate about pizza toppings. It was a mess.

He DM'd me about his pet goldfish. I cried.

A human garbage can who talks too much and no one likes him.

He talked about his mom's hair for 5 minutes. I was mad.

He told me about his brother's cat. I got out of the room.

He started a conversation about his cereal. I left.