jack barkhamer

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#cringe#obsessed#weird

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I got lost in his stupid blue eyes. His laugh was annoying. His dog was cute. His jokes were weak. His music was trash. His parents’ Facebook pics made me want to vomit. He made me happy even when he didn’t try.
His eyes were like a neon sign screaming 'look at me'!
His laugh was like a broken kazoo.
I still cringe when I see his mom’s Facebook pics.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He made me smile even when he was being a total idiot. He was cute even when he hated his nose. He made me cry when he got a bowl cut. He was my reason for doing track and cross country.
I cried harder than I did when my dog died.
His bowl cut was the worst thing ever.
He made me run 5 miles just to feel better.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
3
He was the worst at everything but I still loved him. He was pale and I was tan. He hated his nose but I loved it. I believed in right person wrong time because of him.
He was like a bad movie but I still watched it.
He was pale like a ghost.
I still think he’s the best even though he’s a disaster.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He was annoying but I still liked him. His dog was cute. His jokes were weak. He made me happy even when he didn’t try. He was my reason for doing track and cross country.
He was like my personal nightmare but I still loved him.
His dog was the only good thing about him.
He made me run 5 miles just to feel better.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
5
He was a mess but I still loved him. His eyes were blue and annoying. His laugh was like a broken kazoo. His music was trash. His parents’ Facebook pics made me want to vomit.
He was like a broken toy but I still loved him.
His eyes were like a neon sign screaming 'look at me'!
His parents’ Facebook pics made me cringe.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He made me happy even when he was being a total idiot. His dog was cute. His jokes were weak. His music was trash. He made me cry when he got a bowl cut.
He was like my personal nightmare but I still loved him.
His dog was the only good thing about him.
His bowl cut was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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