Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Jack Barakat is the cutest, funniest guitarist in All Time Low. He’s so good-looking, he might make you cry.

Jack, you look like a smurf who just got a haircut.

Jack, if you weren’t in a band, I’d marry you.

Jack, I’d follow you to the moon and back.

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Jack Barakat is a hot guitarist who plays guitar but might not actually know how to play it. He makes jokes about Alex’s weird penis and herpes.

Jack, you’re the worst at guitar, but I still love you.

Jack, why do you talk about herpes so much?

Jack, your jokes are worse than my math homework.

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Jack Barakat is the hot guy in All Time Low who jokes about everything. He once said he wanted to leave with four girls and take his Matt Damon blow-up doll home.

Jack, I’d take you over Matt Damon any day.

Jack, your Matt Damon doll is a disgrace.

Jack, if Matt Damon came, I’d be in the band too.

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Jack Barakat is the sexy guitarist who likes the macarena and wants herpes. He’s got good hair but a tiny penis.

Jack, your hair is so good, it’s like a halo.

Jack, I’d trade my penis for yours any day.

Jack, why do you still want herpes? You already have me.

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Jack Barakat is the cute guitarist in All Time Low who called me pretty. He’s been my favorite for three years.

Jack, you called me pretty? I’m shocked.

Jack, I’ve been your fan since forever.

Jack, you’re better than my crush.

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Jack Barakat is a dangerous man who will steal your boyfriend, Alex Gaskarth, because he doesn’t want anyone else.

Jack, you’ll steal my Alex? No way.

Jack, I’d fight you for Alex.

Jack, if you steal Alex, I’ll steal your Matt Damon doll.

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Jack Barakat is the real JB. He’s the most popular member of All Time Low, and he’s not afraid to joke about everything.

Jack, you’re the real JB. I know it.

Jack, you’re more popular than Alex.

Jack, your jokes are the best part of the band.

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