jack-banana

Fresh

0 views · Added 1d ago · 2 definitions

When you stab your shirt with a pocket knife because you’re too high and a banana is stuck in your shirt like a cursed emoji.

My shirt was a casualty of a banana and a knife. I’m a legend.

I did jack-banana in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss thought I was possessed.

I had to take off my shirt in math class. My teacher called me a fruit ninja.

A shirt-shredding crime committed by a banana-wearing fool with a knife and no brain.

I got caught jack-banana-ing in the grocery store. The clerk called me a fruit lunatic.

I did jack-banana in my mom’s kitchen. She threw the banana at me.

My shirt is in pieces because I tried to be cool with a banana and a knife.