jack balmforth

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A hot man who acts like he's got a crown on his head and a fanny pack full of attitude.

'Jack Balmforth walks in like he owns the place. He doesn't. But he should.'

'He's got more confidence than a man who just won a bet and got a free taco.'

'He's the reason I failed math. He's just that good.'

A man who looks like he just stepped out of a magazine and decided to swear at the world.

'Jack Balmforth showed up late, but he looked like he was born in a limo.'

'He's the only guy who can make a traffic jam feel like a party.'

'He walked into the room and I immediately forgot my password.'

A man who's so good looking, he makes other guys look like they forgot to brush their teeth.

'Jack Balmforth walks in and the whole room stops breathing. Literally.'

'He's got that look that says, 'I don't need you, but I might take you anyway.'

'He's the reason I failed my gym test. He's that good.'