jack ballin

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You score a little weed and call all the bimbos over. The ones with the drugs boss the ones without and make them do whatever for hits. Ends up bein a big mess of blowjobs and empty pockets.
I got three hits and two blowjobs for one hit of weed. Worth it.
The girls were all over me like a rash. I didn't even have the drugs yet.
I came home with no weed and a full bladder from all the sex.
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Spending all your cash on stupid stuff just to look cool or get noticed. You’re broke and nobody cares.
I spent my rent money on a pizza and a dumb shirt. Now I’m homeless and fashion-forward.
I blew my savings on a concert I didn’t even like. Worth it, obviously.
I spent my last dollar on a soda and now I’m thirsty and broke.
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When someone treats you like total trash, and you know it was totally their fault.
He stole my lunch money and called me a fatty. I deserved it, but it still sucked.
She broke my phone and said I was ugly. I was just mad.
He called me a loser and took my snack. I didn’t even say anything.
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