Jack bae

My cousin’s a jack bae. He wore a sock on his dick and still broke the shower.

When I saw his cock, I thought the universe was trying to mock me.

He walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve meat this big here.'

I asked him if he had a second cock. He said, 'No, but I got a second job.'

He tried to fit in a pants and the pants tried to fit in him.

He ate a whole pizza and still had room for his cock.

He hit a girl with his cock and she got a black eye and a compliment.

He was so big, he got his own zip code.

He tried to hide his cock and it came out of his mouth.

He opened his pants and a whole city came out.

He walked into a room and the room walked out of him.

He had a cock so big, it had its own Instagram.

He stood up and the throne shook.

He walked into the palace and the king fainted.

He had a cock so big, he had a royal title.

He played football with his cock and won the Super Bowl.

He hit the quarterback so hard, the ball came out of the guy’s mouth.

He had a cock so big, it could be a mascot.