Jack Ayala

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Jack Ayala is a kid who shoves gum in people's hair and skips lunch to eat greasy fries at McDonald's. He’s a total cocky bastard who loves playing the soggy biscuit game and thinks he’s the king of the world.
I saw Jack Ayala glue gum to Ms. Johnson’s hair and laugh like a hyena.
He ditched math class to eat a McFlurry and call me a f***ing idiot.
Jack Ayala turned the soggy biscuit game into a full-blown war with the principal.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jack Ayala is a self-proclaimed feminist who shows up to every march with a sign that says 'Dick is overrated.' He’s also a tiny-dicked man who thinks he’s the best at everything.
Jack Ayala showed up to the women’s march with a sign that said 'Dick is f***ing overrated.'
He tried to join the feminist group but got kicked out for calling the president a 'd***head.'
Jack Ayala says he’s a feminist but won’t stop calling girls 'vagina vampires.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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If you’re a guy with a tiny d*** or a girl with a tight hole, you’re a Jack Ayala. You eat McDonald’s for lunch and act like you’re the most important person in the school.
Jack Ayala eats a Big Mac for lunch and calls everyone else 'd***heads.'
He told the teacher his tiny d*** is 'legendary.'
Jack Ayala said his vagina is 'so tight, it’s like a f***ing trap.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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