jack average

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A thing so average it makes your mom’s spaghetti look fancy. It’s the ultimate boring meatball of existence. Just plain. No flair. No drama. Just average, and it’s happy about it.
This sandwich is so jack average, I could fall asleep eating it.
My life is jack average. I wake up. I work. I go home. I repeat.
This movie is jack average. It’s like watching paint dry, but with more people talking.
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The human version of a lukewarm cup of coffee. You don’t hate it. You don’t love it. You just sigh and accept it as a fact of life.
This job is jack average. It’s like being stuck in a elevator with your boss and no Wi-Fi.
This party is jack average. There’s snacks, but no confetti.
This pizza is jack average. It’s like eating a nap.
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