jack ass whisperer

I told him he was a jack ass. He said I was a jack ass whisperer.

She called me a jack ass whisperer because I made her jack ass brother shut up.

He asked me to whisper in the jack ass's ear. I told him to shut up.

He whispered in the jack ass's ear, and the jack ass shut up.

She turned my jack ass brother into a quiet butt-head with one whisper.

He whispered so loud, the jack ass heard it from another room.

He whispered in the jack ass's ear and made him cry.

She whispered so loud, the jack ass ran away.

He whispered so hard, the jack ass got a headache and left.