Jack ass jay

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You grow the best weed ever but only let people smoke the crumby ones and sell them the trash

I had the best bud in the world but he sold me the stuff that looked like moldy hay

My cousin grew the greenest stuff but only let me smoke the ones that tasted like burnt hair

He had the best nugs but I got the ones that made me cough so hard I felt like I was gonna puke

You puff the good stuff and let people buy the crappiest ones for twice the price

He lit up the best joint but sold me the one that tasted like old socks

I smoked the good stuff while he sold the ones that made me want to throw up

He had the best bud but I got the one that smelled like a dead raccoon

You keep the good weed for yourself and let people buy the ones that make them look like they're dying

He had the best weed but I got the one that made me feel like I had a lung full of dirt

He kept the good stuff and sold me the one that tasted like burnt cheese

He smoked the good stuff and sold me the one that made me cough so hard I got a headache