Jack Ass Button

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The worst thing you can do to make someone scream like a baby. It's like giving a goat a wedgie. Everyone has one, and yours is probably covered in poop.
My mom's button is when she hears the word 'honey' from my dad.
My button is when someone says 'you're overreacting' while I'm yelling at them.
My button is when I hear someone say 'I told you so' after I failed a test.
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That thing that makes someone lose their mind. It's like when your dog eats your homework and then poops on your floor.
My button is when I hear my brother say 'you're so dumb' while I'm doing math.
My button is when my teacher says 'you didn't do your homework again.'
My button is when my friend eats my pizza and doesn't share.
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The thing that turns people into angry monsters. It's like when your mom yells at you for getting a D on your report card.
My button is when my little brother teases me about my hair.
My button is when my friend says 'you're the worst' after I beat him at video games.
My button is when I hear my dad say 'you're wasting your life' while I'm playing Fortnite.
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The worst thing that makes people lose their cool. It's like when you get a wedgie and then your teacher calls you a disgrace.
My button is when my friend says 'you're such a failure' after I failed a test.
My button is when my sister steals my snack and eats it in front of me.
My button is when my dog poops on my shoes and won't stop barking.
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The thing that makes people turn into screaming farts. It's like when you're stuck in traffic and your phone dies.
My button is when my brother says 'you're so annoying' while I'm trying to sleep.
My button is when my teacher says 'you're not even trying' on my homework.
My button is when my friend says 'you're the worst' after I beat him at chess.
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