Jack Arm

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The hand you use to do your business when no one’s looking.
He’s been using his left arm all week. I think he’s got a broken right one.
She told her brother to shut up or she’d use her jack arm on him.
At the bus stop, he pulled out his jack arm and nobody said a word.
2
The arm you use when you’re too lazy to use your whole body.
He just used his jack arm. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.
During the test, he was using his jack arm like it was a secret weapon.
She was eating pizza with her left hand and using her right as a jack arm.
3
The one arm you use to get off when you’re too tired to do anything else.
He was too tired to move, so he just used his jack arm.
She did her business in the middle of class using just her jack arm.
He told his mom he used his jack arm and she said he was lazy.
4
The arm you use when you’re too embarrassed to be seen doing it.
He used his jack arm in the hallway and nobody knew.
She used her jack arm during lunch and no one noticed.
He used his jack arm in the car and his brother laughed at him.
5
The arm you use when you’re too busy to do it the normal way.
He used his jack arm during the meeting and no one said anything.
She used her jack arm in the middle of a conversation.
He used his jack arm while playing video games.
6
The one arm you use when you don’t have time to do it properly.
He used his jack arm during the test and got caught.
She used her jack arm while walking to school.
He used his jack arm in the middle of a video game.
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