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A British sailor's snack that was soaked in rum to keep it from rotting. If you ate too many, you'd get a brain like a boiled potato and act like a complete idiot.
My grandpa was jack appled after eating 10 apples a day for a week. He thought he was a pirate. #sailorfool
That guy at the bar was jack appled. He tried to fight a chicken.
Jack appled? That's what my sister is. She eats apples like they're going out of style.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A group of teenage boys doing idiotic and sometimes deadly stunts for laughs. They film it on shaky cameras and post it online so everyone can laugh at them.
Jack Apple just ate a whole pizza box. He’s gonna be sick. #stupidteen
That new Jack Apple video had a guy falling off a roof. Classic.
Jack Apple’s new member just tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. It didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Either a sweet breakfast cereal that makes your tongue happy or a stupid drink that mixes apple juice with whiskey. Either way, it’s not good for your brain.
I drank apple jack and now my brain is mush. #sloppydrunk
That cereal tastes like heaven. I eat it every morning.
My dad drinks apple jack every night. He acts like he’s a pirate.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When your phone or music player is stolen by a thug who yanks it from your hands like it’s a hot potato.
My phone was jacked by some kid in the mall. He ran off like a thief.
I was jacked in the bus. My music died with my phone.
Jacked again. This is the third time this week.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A strong drink made from apple juice that tastes like a fruit punch and gets you drunk in no time. It’s perfect for getting in trouble.
I made apple jack and now I’m drunk. I can’t stop talking.
That apple jack was so strong, it knocked me out.
My friend drank apple jack and danced like a lunatic.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A stupid way of saying ‘no reason’ that came from a cereal commercial. It’s as useless as a broken calculator.
I don’t know why I like apple jack. Just because. #noreason
He did it for no reason. Jack apple style.
No reason? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A stupid cereal that’s just like regular cereal but with more stupid in it. It’s like the cereal version of a bad joke.
Apple Jacks are the worst. They’re just like regular cereal but not as good.
I eat apple jacks every day. I don’t know why.
Apple jacks are just cheaters. They’re like the cereal version of a poser.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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