Jack and Zac

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A legendary drink made by mixing Jack Daniels (preferably the fancy black label one) with crushed Prozac, like you’re trying to forget your life.

My cousin drank a Jack and Zac and now he thinks he’s a chicken.

I made a Jack and Zac and it tasted like regret and chicken soup.

My ex made me a Jack and Zac and now I can’t remember why I broke up with him.

The ultimate drink for people who want to forget their problems, but also want to die in a very loud way.

My mom had a Jack and Zac and now she’s talking to the ceiling.

I made a Jack and Zac and it tasted like my childhood and my worst mistakes.

My brother had a Jack and Zac and now he thinks he’s a pirate.

A fancy way of saying you’re drinking pain and hope in a glass, like you’re trying to drown your brain.

I had a Jack and Zac and now I can’t remember my own name.

My friend had a Jack and Zac and now he thinks he’s a wizard.

I made a Jack and Zac and now I’m stuck between regret and madness.