Jack-and-the-beanstalked

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When a 6-foot guy starts dancing with a girl, but then some giant dude jumps in and messes it up with wild moves, leaving the first guy confused and mad.

My cousin got jack-and-the-beanstalked at a bar by a guy who looked like he just walked out of a wrestling match.

I saw a guy get beanstalked by a guy who was wearing a giant hat and doing the cha-cha.

At the club, a guy got interrupted by a guy who was taller than the ceiling and did the robot.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you have the word 'jack' tattooed on your junk and then you stuff beanstalks in there to get off.

My bro has 'jack' on his dick and he stuffs beans in there every time he goes to the gym.

My cousin got that tattoo and now he eats beans for breakfast.

That guy at the park has 'jack' on his junk and he shoves beans in there like it's a snack.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When a guy's flaccid cock goes inside a woman, then he gets hard and starts growing like a beanstalk.

My friend tried to sneak in and then got hard like a beanstalk.

At the party, the guy went in soft then got hard like a tree.

He walked in like a loser, then got hard like a plant.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you jerk off until you cum, either with your hand or your junk.

I jacked off so hard I got a cramp in my hand.

My friend jacked off so fast he got a head rush.

That guy was jacking off so loud, the whole block heard him.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A joke based on the story 'Jack and the Beanstalk' used to make people laugh.

My teacher told a jack-and-the-beanstalk joke and the whole class laughed.

I told my mom a beanstalk joke and she facepalmed.

That guy made a joke about beans and the whole bar laughed.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you take your time and slowly jerk off for a long time.

I took so long to jack off, I got a second wind.

That guy was jacking off for an hour like he was doing a marathon.

My friend took so long, he got a cramp in his wrist.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A fancy word for when you jack off.

My teacher said 'jack-and-the-beanstalked' instead of 'masturbate' and it was cool.

That guy used the word in a text and I laughed.

She called it 'jack-and-the-beanstalked' and it was the best thing ever.

by Slangipedia 10d ago