Jack and Phil

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Jack and Phil is like Marco Polo but way worse. You don’t have to yell POLO, but the other players will throw anything they can find at you, like a waterlogged sock or a wet noodle, just to make your life a living hell.
My cousin got hit with a pool float. He screamed like a baby.
I threw a water balloon at my brother. He cried.
My friend got pelted with a sponge. He looked like a soggy taco.
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Jack and Phil is a song by Noah Davis that sounds like a gay version of Jack and Jill. It’s so annoying that it scares away all his exes and crushes. It’s like a love letter to his enemies.
I heard the song and felt my heart break. It was like being hit with a love letter from hell.
My crush ran away when he heard it. He looked like a scared rabbit.
It’s so bad it makes my dog cry.
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