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Jack is the best human ever. He’s hilarious, good-looking, and he’ll laugh at your stupid jokes even when he’s tired. Miley is a laugh riot, always texting him nonsense and making him crazy. They’re like a couple of lunatics who think they’re telepathic.
Jack: 'I’m the best at football, you know that.' Miley: 'No, you’re the best at texting me at 3 a. m. and pretending you’re not.'
Jack: 'I’m not good enough.' Miley: 'You’re the best, you idiot.'
Jack: 'Why do I text Miley so much?' Miley: 'Because you’re a mess and I’m your mess.'