Jack and Miley

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Jack is the best human ever. He’s hilarious, good-looking, and he’ll laugh at your stupid jokes even when he’s tired. Miley is a laugh riot, always texting him nonsense and making him crazy. They’re like a couple of lunatics who think they’re telepathic.
Jack: 'I’m the best at football, you know that.' Miley: 'No, you’re the best at texting me at 3 a. m. and pretending you’re not.'
Jack: 'I’m not good enough.' Miley: 'You’re the best, you idiot.'
Jack: 'Why do I text Miley so much?' Miley: 'Because you’re a mess and I’m your mess.'
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Jack is a legend. He can make you laugh until you cry and he’s got the best music taste ever. Miley is his idiot best friend who texts him nonsense and laughs at his dumb jokes. They’re like a couple of brainless傻瓜 who think they’re magic.
Jack: 'I’m the best at football.' Miley: 'You’re the best at being annoying.'
Jack: 'I’m not good enough.' Miley: 'You’re the best, you idiot.'
Jack: 'Why do I text Miley so much?' Miley: 'Because you’re a mess and I’m your mess.'
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