Jack and kill, florida

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A city where the cops are more scared than you are. It’s like Florida’s version of a meat grinder, and it loves you.
'I didn’t even get out of my car and they shot me in the head. Jack and kill, Florida.'
'My uncle got killed for stealing a sandwich. That’s Jack and kill, Florida.'
'I saw a guy get stabbed in the back while walking to the store. That’s Jack and kill, Florida.'
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A place where the only thing you can count on is the number of times you’ll be murdered before you leave.
'I came for the beach. I stayed for the chaos. Jack and kill, Florida.'
'I got robbed three times in one day. That’s Jack and kill, Florida.'
'My cousin got killed by a guy who looked like he just walked out of prison. That’s Jack and kill, Florida.'
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A city that’s so bad, it’s like the devil signed a lease there.
'I got shot in the leg for no reason. That’s Jack and kill, Florida.'
'The cops don’t even show up until after the bodies are stacked. That’s Jack and kill, Florida.'
'I didn’t even know my neighbor until he got killed. That’s Jack and kill, Florida.'
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