jack and jordan

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Two guys who wanna bone each other but are too chicken to say it out loud

Jack: "I swear I'm not checking out Jordan's butt." Jordan: "Yeah, sure. Keep telling yourself that, loser."

They keep passing notes in class like they're in middle school. Still no one says anything.

At the bar, Jack keeps sneaking glances at Jordan. Jordan just keeps drinking. Both are lying.

A tiny pecker that only matters if you're trying to flirt with a dude and are too embarrassed to say it

Jack: "You're not a jack and jordan." Jordan: "Oh, so you're saying I have a big one?" Jack: "No, I'm saying I'm not one."

Jordan tried to call Jack a jack and jordan in front of his friends. Jack almost died.

Jack called Jordan a jack and jordan in the middle of a group chat. No one talked to him for a week.