Jack And Joe

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Two stupid brothers who talk like they’re stuck in a glue factory and are also brain dead.
Jack: "We’re gonna eat lunch, Joe." Joe: "Yeah, we’re gonna eat luh-unch."
They tried to build a fort and it looked like a pile of broken toys.
Their teacher called them "the dumbest twins I’ve ever seen."
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The two most useless humans ever, who also sound like they were born with a mouth full of spaghetti.
Jack: "We’re gonna go to the park." Joe: "We’re gonna go to the pahk."
They tried to ride bikes but fell over like they were drunk.
Their mom said, "If you two don’t shut up, I’ll feed you to the dogs."
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Two brain-dead brothers who talk like they’re stuck in a blender and also can’t do anything right.
Jack: "We’re gonna eat pizza." Joe: "We’re gonna eat piz-za."
They tried to draw a picture and it looked like a tornado hit a crayon box.
Their dad said, "You two are the worst twins I’ve ever had."
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