jack and jill party

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A wild adult game where people take off clothes one layer at a time until they're all naked. Spin the bottle decides who gets stripped next. When someone’s all undressed, they lay down and jack off. It’s like a fancy clothes-removing contest with extra fun.
At my jack and jill party, the bottle pointed at Steve. He took off his shirt, then pants, then socks, then shorts, then undershirt. Then he lay down and jacked off while everyone laughed.
My friend Lisa came to a party and got stripped down to her bra and panties. She said, 'I didn’t sign up for this!' But then she jacked off and everyone was impressed.
At the last party, I had to eat cum on my bottom and then lick it all off. I didn’t even want to go to the bathroom for a week.
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A cheap, drunken party for broke rednecks who don’t have enough money for a real wedding. People eat gross food, drink beer, and then drive home drunk. It's usually at a VFW or Fish & Game Club.
My uncle’s jack and jill party was so cheap, the food was just hot dogs and potato salad. But the beer was strong and everyone puked in the parking lot.
I went to a party and had to eat a meatloaf the size of my face. Then I drank a whole pitcher of beer and drove home with my brother.
My cousin’s wedding turned into a jack and jill party because she couldn’t afford a real one. Everyone had to eat a bunch of fried chicken and then puked in the bushes.
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A party where people jacked off alone or with each other. It's like a big group of people all getting their rocks off at the same time. Some people even do hand jobs or blow jobs.
At my jack and jill party, I did a hand job on my best friend. We both jacked off at the same time and then laughed about it later.
I went to a party and got a blow job from a guy I didn’t even know. It was weird, but it was fun.
My friend jacked off in the middle of the room while everyone else watched. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
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