Jack and Jane

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Jack and Jane is when you mix cheap whiskey with weed. You either start with the weed to cover up how bad the whiskey tastes, or you start with the whiskey to get so wasted you don’t care how bad everything is. It always ends in disaster.
I tried Jack and Jane last night. My stomach hates me now.
My friend does Jack and Jane every weekend. He looks like a raccoon at 3 AM.
My mom tried Jack and Jane. She now talks to the fridge.
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Jacked up Jane is a nickname for Jane Schaffer, the crazy lady who made the Jane Schaffer writing program. It’s like she got high and decided to torture students with commas and paragraphs.
My teacher is Jacked up Jane. She makes me write essays about my feelings.
I hate Jacked up Jane. She gave me a 50 on my essay for using the word 'because' three times.
Jacked up Jane is the reason I have a headache every Monday.
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