jack and jade

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A couple so in love they could survive a nuclear bomb and still argue about who forgot to put the toilet seat down. They never fight and always make up by eating pizza.
They got married during a pandemic and still didn't argue once.
They moved in together and still don't know who left the socks on the floor.
They survived a breakup and got back together just to make their friends cry.
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Jack and Jade are the only people who could make a divorce look like a happy ending. They never fight and always have snacks to share.
They stayed together through three moves and still didn't argue once.
They got engaged during a fight and still didn't break up.
They had a baby and still didn't argue.
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Jack and Jade are the only people who could make a breakup feel like a reunion. They never fight and always have something to laugh about.
They broke up and got back together just to make their friends jealous.
They stayed together even when they lost their jobs.
They had a baby and still didn't argue.
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