Jack and Hannah

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Jack and Hannah are the top couple in the world. Everyone else is just jealous and bitter because they are perfect and rich and have the best sex life ever.
I wish I was Jack and Hannah. They’re perfect and rich and they don’t even care about me.
Jack and Hannah are like my dream life. I just want to be them.
They’re the best. I hate them because they’re the best.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack and Hannah are so good that they make you feel like you’re the worst person ever. They’re always having fun and going places and making people jealous.
Jack and Hannah are going to Paris next week. I’m still living in my mom’s basement.
They’re the reason I failed my math test. I was too distracted by their vacation photos.
They’re the best couple. I’m just the person who gets dumped by everyone.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack and Hannah are like the sun and the moon. They’re perfect and rich and they make everyone else feel like dirt. They’re always having sex and going on cool trips.
Jack and Hannah went to Bali. I got grounded for eating too much pizza.
They’re the reason I’m single. They’re just too good.
I saw them at the mall. I felt like dying.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack and Hannah are the best. Everyone else is just sad and poor and stuck in their own problems. They’re always going somewhere fancy and having the best sex ever.
Jack and Hannah are in Hawaii. I’m still at work.
They’re rich and happy. I’m poor and sad.
They’re the best. I’m just the person who gets ignored.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack and Hannah are like magic. They’re rich and funny and have the best sex life. They’re always going on trips and everyone else is just stuck in their own mess.
Jack and Hannah went to Rome. I got stuck in traffic.
They’re the best. I’m just the person who gets dumped.
They’re magic. I’m just me.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack and Hannah are the best couple ever. They’re rich, funny, and always having the best sex. They go on trips and everyone else is just sad and poor.
Jack and Hannah are in Tokyo. I’m still at home.
They’re the best. I’m just the person who gets ignored.
They’re the reason I’m single. They’re too good.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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