jack and ginger

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A flying cocktail made by a woman who threw up in her mouth because she was too cheap to buy a drink. She added whiskey and soda to make herself feel better, and now everyone hates her for it.
My mom tried to drink a Jack and Ginger on a plane and it tasted like regret and bad decisions.
That lady on the flight just made me wish I had a seatbelt for my face.
Why is this drink on a plane? It’s like the airline is trying to kill us.
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A mix of whiskey and soda that smells like old shoes and regret. It was created by a woman who was too cheap to buy a drink and too drunk to care.
I tried to drink a Jack and Ginger and now I smell like my uncle’s closet.
That drink was so bad, I thought the airplane was going to crash.
My sister tried to drink one and now she’s talking to the seat.
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A cheap, airplane-made drink that tastes like bad decisions and old people. It was born when a woman tried to get free drinks and failed.
I drank a Jack and Ginger and now I feel like I just swallowed a gym sock.
That drink is the reason I hate flying.
My dad tried to drink one and now he’s talking to the window.
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