Jack and Diane Season

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The best time of the year when grills are lit, beers are flowing, and Dads are trying to turn their white shorts green with paint and dumb ideas.
"I painted my New Balances green, and now I look like a fool.", @DadLife2024
"I bought 10 bags of quater round and still don’t know what it is.", @TimmyTheLumberGuy
"I ate a hotdog at 5:30 AM and felt like a king.", @SharonTheLunchLady
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When Dads come out of their winter hibernation, crank up the John Cougar, and start arguing about screws versus nails like it’s a life-or-death situation.
"Screws are better than nails. Period.", @DadAtHardwareStore
"Nails win. Screws are for weaklings.", @TimmyTheLumberGuy
"I don’t even know what a quater round is, but I’m here to debate.", @SharonTheLunchLady
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The magical time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's all get together, eat hotdogs, and feel like they're on top of the world.
"I ate a hotdog at 5:30 AM and felt like a king.", @SharonTheLunchLady
"I painted my New Balances green, and now I look like a fool.", @DadLife2024
"I bought 10 bags of quater round and still don’t know what it is.", @TimmyTheLumberGuy
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The most glorious time of the year when Home Depot is overrun by Dads buying up everything and then forgetting what they needed.
"I bought 10 bags of quater round and still don’t know what it is.", @TimmyTheLumberGuy
"I came in at 6 AM and left with a truck full of lumber.", @DadLife2024
"I bought everything and then remembered I didn’t need it.", @SharonTheLunchLady
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When the grass is growing, the grills are going, and the only thing that matters is whether you painted your New Balances green or not.
"I painted my New Balances green, and now I look like a fool.", @DadLife2024
"I came in at 6 AM and left with a truck full of lumber.", @DadLife2024
"I bought everything and then remembered I didn’t need it.", @SharonTheLunchLady
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A time when Dads are back from their DIY hibernation, grills are hot, and the only thing left to argue about is screws or nails.
"Screws are better than nails. Period.", @DadAtHardwareStore
"Nails win. Screws are for weaklings.", @TimmyTheLumberGuy
"I don’t even know what a quater round is, but I’m here to debate.", @SharonTheLunchLady
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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