Jack and Dez

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Jack and Dez are two people who think they're in love. Dez is a tiny girl with a dog named Sparky who thinks Jack is the best thing since sliced bread. When Jack isn't there, Dez acts like someone kicked her puppy. Jack just thinks he's being extra nice.
Dez texts Jack: 'Why are you not here? I can't breathe.'
Jack DMs Dez: 'I miss you more than my mom misses her coffee.'
Dez cries in the hallway because Jack forgot her birthday.
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Jack and Dez are the worst couple ever. Dez is a tiny girl who thinks Jack is the most amazing person. She talks about him like he's a superhero. Jack just stares at her like she's crazy and still loves her.
Dez texts Jack: 'I could die if you don’t come to school today.'
Jack texts Dez: 'You’re like my ex, but worse.'
Dez tries to explain Sparky's death to Jack in 300 words.
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Jack and Dez are two people who think they're soulmates. Dez is tiny and has a dog named Sparky who she talks to more than she talks to Jack. Jack loves her so much he probably will end up getting married to her in the future.
Dez sends Jack a voice note: 'I am dying of loneliness.'
Jack texts Dez: 'If you don’t stop talking about Sparky, I will end you.'
Dez cries at lunch because Jack didn’t text her back.
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