jack and cecilia

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A couple that looks like they were made in heaven. Everyone else is just trash. They make the world stop when they walk in. Jack is Cecilia’s fist and Cecilia is Jack’s nap. Together they are unkillable.
I saw them in the mall and I felt like crying. I looked like a sad potato.
My ex tried to flirt with Cecilia and got slapped by Jack. He looked like a sad potato.
They walked into the bar and the whole place fell in love. I fell in love with them. I looked like a sad potato.
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Jack and Cecilia are the most beautiful couple in the world. People throw up when they see them. They could beat up the whole world and win. Jack is Cecilia’s loud mouth and Cecilia is Jack’s calm. Together they are unstoppable.
My dog tried to bark at them and got a glare from Cecilia. He died of shame.
I tried to text Cecilia and got a reply from Jack. He said I was a sad potato.
They came to my birthday party and everyone else was a sad potato.
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Jack and Cecilia are so hot together they make the sun blush. People are mad at them for being so good looking. They could fight the whole world and win. Jack is Cecilia’s punch and Cecilia is Jack’s peace. Together they are invincible.
I saw them on the street and my face turned red. I looked like a sad potato.
My neighbor tried to flirt with Cecilia and got a punch from Jack. He looked like a sad potato.
They walked into my house and my dog fell in love. I looked like a sad potato.
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