Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Chatting about stuff that doesn't matter while doing the horizontal hustle.

'Why did you buy a red shirt?' 'Because it's not blue.' 'But we're having sex!'

He kept talking about his dog's hair while I was trying to enjoy the moment.

She explained her entire life story while I was just trying to get off.

2

Talking nonsense during the most important part of the day.

'Why did you wear socks?' 'Because I like them.' 'We are having sex!'

He told me about his ex while I was trying to forget about my ex.

She explained how to make pizza while I was trying to make her forget about pizza.

3

Chattering like a parrot while trying to get some good action.

'Why is the sky blue?' 'Because it is.' 'Can we just have sex?'

He talked about his job while I was trying to forget about my job.

She kept talking about her cat while I was trying to forget about my cat.

4

Talking like a fool while trying to get some real action.

'Why did you bring a sandwich?' 'Because I'm hungry.' 'We are having sex!'

He talked about his mom while I was trying to forget about my mom.

She kept talking about her phone while I was trying to forget about my phone.

5

Chatting about random stuff while trying to get some good vibes.

'Why is the coffee cold?' 'Because it's not hot.' 'Can we just have sex?'

He talked about his car while I was trying to forget about my car.

She explained how to tie a shoe while I was trying to forget about my shoe.

6

Going on a rant about nothing while trying to get some good love.

'Why did you buy a green shirt?' 'Because it's not red.' 'We are having sex!'

He ranted about his day while I was trying to forget about my day.

She ranted about her coffee while I was trying to forget about my coffee.