Jack Ammerman

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Jack Ammerman is so gay he could make a rainbow cry.

I saw Jack Ammerman crying in the shower and it was just glitter and tears.

He tried to text me a picture of a chicken and it was actually a gay chicken.

He told me he dated a toaster and it was just a lie to get free bread.

Jack Ammerman is so gay he probably got his hair done by a unicorn.

He told me he had a date with a flamingo and it was just a lie to get out of doing homework.

He tried to explain why he likes glitter and it was just a long story about his feelings.

He cried when he saw a rainbow and it was just because he was sad his hair didn’t glitter enough.

Jack Ammerman is so gay he could turn a straight man into a gay man just by looking at him.

He stared at my dad and my dad started crying and now he’s a gay man.

He told my brother he was gay and my brother believed him and now he’s crying in a closet.

He looked at my uncle and my uncle started singing and now he’s a backup dancer.