jack alexander jones

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A weird bird that hangs out with rich Jews. Likes to jerk off and hoard money. Everyone in the gay world knows him.
Jack Alexander Jones is the only guy who can eat a whole cake and still have room for dessert.
He’s so cheap he’d rather take a taxi than use the subway.
He posted a selfie with a vulture and called it a ‘family reunion.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A rich bird who’s half-Jewish and totally into his own junk. He’s the king of the gay scene and hates spending money.
Jack Alexander Jones spent $200 on a sandwich and still cried about it.
He told his friend he’d rather die than pay for a hotel room.
He dressed up as a vulture for Pride and no one believed him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A fancy vulture with Jewish roots. He loves touching himself and is the most famous gay guy who can’t spend a dime.
Jack Alexander Jones bought a whole buffet for one person and still complained about the price.
He got a tattoo of a vulture and called it ‘family heritage.’
He proposed to his mirror and called it a ‘romantic gesture.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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