Jack aka Joseph

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Jack is the worst because he acts like a total jackass and makes loud sex noises that sound like a dying raccoon during math class

Jack just did a loud moan in the middle of my algebra test

He tried to whisper his sex noises and still woke up the whole class

I almost failed geometry because I was too busy laughing at his raccoon noises

Joseph is called Jack because he’s a stupid jackass who farts and makes fake sex noises like he’s in a porn movie

He farts during lunch and says it’s a special effect

He did a fake orgasm during group work and no one asked why

He tried to seduce the teacher with his fake sex noises and it backfired

Jack is a jackass who makes fake sex noises so loud they echo through the hall and make the principal cry

He made so much noise during recess the principal came out

He fake-screamed during science and broke the lab glasses

He tried to seduce the janitor with his noises and it didn’t work