Jack-a-movie

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A movie-ruining fool who yells, texts, and makes the loudest smacks you’ve ever heard

"I can’t hear the dialogue because you’re screaming into your phone like it’s your ex."

"You just smacked so loud I thought the theater was on fire."

"I’m trying to watch the movie and you’re texting like it’s a fight for your life."

A person who sits in the front row and messes up the movie with noise, rude behavior, and loud smacks that make everyone cringe

"You’re smacking so hard I think the screen is going to break."

"You’re texting like it’s a championship game and the movie is just background noise."

"I’ve never seen someone yell at a movie like it wronged them personally."

The worst kind of moviegoer who ruins the experience with noise, texting, and smacks that sound like they’re punching a wall

"You’re smacking so loud I think the movie is going to get a concussion."

"You’re texting like you’re trying to win a bet and the movie is just a distraction."

"I can’t hear the dialogue because you’re yelling like you’re in a war."