jack <3

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A creepy old man who stares at kids in the hallway. I swear he’s following me.
Jack <3, I saw you in the hallway again. You’re like a ghost.
Jack <3, you’re creepy. I’m telling my mom.
Jack <3, I’m gonna get a snack and come back. You better not be there.
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A pervert who thinks he’s cool. He’s just a creepy old man with a bad attitude.
Jack <3, you’re not cool. You’re just creepy.
Jack <3, I’m gonna tell my dad. He’ll punch you.
Jack <3, you think you’re cool? I don’t even know what that means.
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A weirdo who licks the classroom walls. I think he’s got a crush on me.
Jack <3, you licked the wall again. What’s wrong with you?
Jack <3, I think you’re weird. I’m gonna tell the teacher.
Jack <3, you’re like a weirdo who thinks he’s special.
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