Jack 2 dat

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Something so good it makes you want to cum and scream at the same time. Like a car, a bike, or a boat that's so nice you'd probably jack off just looking at it.
That new truck? Jack 2 dat. I saw it and my pants got wet.
My cousin’s boat is Jack 2 dat. I tried to swim to it.
That bike? Jack 2 dat. I almost peed myself.
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A thing so cool it makes you want to punch the air and yell out your window. Could be a car, a boat, or anything that looks like it was made by God and a pornstar.
That car? Jack 2 dat. I almost crashed into it.
That boat? Jack 2 dat. I wanted to jump in and live with it.
That bike? Jack 2 dat. I almost fell off my chair.
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When something is so good you'd probably cum in your pants just looking at it. A car, a boat, or a bike that’s so nice it might as well be your ex’s face.
That car? Jack 2 dat. I almost got a hard-on in the middle of the street.
That boat? Jack 2 dat. I wanted to live on it and forget my life.
That bike? Jack 2 dat. I almost cried from happiness.
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Something so good it’s like you’re looking at a million dollars and a hot girl at the same time. Could be a car, a boat, or a bike that makes you want to scream and cum.
That truck? Jack 2 dat. I almost broke my voice from screaming.
That boat? Jack 2 dat. I wanted to jump in and live there.
That bike? Jack 2 dat. I almost got a boner in my pants.
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When something is so good it almost makes you forget your own name. A car, a boat, or a bike that’s so nice you might as well be in heaven.
That car? Jack 2 dat. I forgot my name for a second.
That boat? Jack 2 dat. I wanted to live on it forever.
That bike? Jack 2 dat. I almost forgot how to breathe.
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