jacjac

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a walking hormone machine that can bend like a pretzel and still laugh in your face

She did 10 guys last night and still had energy to text me

I saw her doing yoga in the park and I almost cried

She told me she had a date at 7 and a wrestling match at 9 and I believed her

a girl who looks like a goddess but acts like a beast and sleeps with anything that moves

She said she dated a goat and I believed her

She told me she had a crush on the mailman and I laughed

She said she had a one-night stand with a barista and I got jealous

a human who has no limits and can take on the whole world and still have time to flirt with you

She said she had a date, a workout, and a math test and I said 'how? why? why not me?'

She texted me during her lunch break and I almost died

She told me she was going to sleep with the principal and I almost kissed her