Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Jaci Velasquez is the best Christian and Latin singer ever. She’s sold more than 5 million records and has 17 number one songs. She’s got more hits than your mom’s old phone.

I swear, if Jaci Velasquez didn’t exist, I’d invent her.

Jaci Velasquez is so good, she could sing in her sleep and still make it a hit.

If Jaci Velasquez had a fan club, it would be a religion.

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Jaci Velasquez has more Grammy nominations than your teacher has patience. She’s got awards stuck to her like gum on the bottom of your shoe.

Jaci Velasquez got more Grammy nods than I got report cards.

She’s got more Grammy nominations than I’ve had bad days.

Jaci Velasquez could win a Grammy just by blinking.

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Jaci Velasquez won the Latin Billboard Award for Best Female Album. She’s got more trophies than your cousin has toys.

Jaci Velasquez won that award so hard, the trophy cried.

She won the Latin Billboard award like it was her final exam.

Jaci Velasquez could win that award with her eyes closed and a broken voice.

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Jaci Velasquez also won the Latin Billboard Best Christian Album. She’s like a holy diva with a voice that could melt your face.

Jaci Velasquez won that award like it was a free pizza.

She made the Christian album so good, it turned my prayers into a chorus.

Jaci Velasquez made that album so holy, I started talking to my lunch.

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Jaci Velasquez has 7 Dove awards. She’s got more Dove awards than your dog has fleas.

Jaci Velasquez has 7 Doves, and I only have one sock.

She’s got more Dove awards than I’ve had failures.

Jaci Velasquez won so many Doves, the dove birds had a party.

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Jaci Velasquez got an American Music Award nomination. She’s got more nominations than your teacher has headaches.

Jaci Velasquez got that nomination like it was a free lunch.

She got nominated for an American Music Award so fast, I couldn’t keep up.

Jaci Velasquez got nominated like it was a Tuesday.

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Jaci Velasquez’s first album was Heavenly Place. It’s so good, it could make your nightmares go to church.

Heavenly Place is like the album version of Sunday morning.

Jaci Velasquez’s first album is so good, it makes your dog pray.

Heavenly Place is the album version of your mom’s voice.

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Jaci Velasquez’s second album was Jaci Velasquez. It’s so good, your teachers would cry if they heard it.

Jaci Velasquez’s second album is like the sequel to your best friend’s dreams.

That album is so good, it could be a new religion.

Jaci Velasquez’s second album is better than your lunch.

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Jaci Velasquez’s third album was Llegar a ti. It’s so good, your mom would start singing it in the car.

Llegar a ti is like your favorite song at the best time.

Jaci Velasquez’s third album makes your life feel like a movie.

That album is so good, it could win the lottery.

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Jaci Velasquez’s fourth album was Crystal Clear. It’s so good, your principal would start dancing in the hall.

Crystal Clear is like the album version of your mom’s voice.

That album is so good, it could get you out of detention.

Jaci Velasquez’s fourth album is clear as your teacher’s eyes on test day.

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Jaci Velasquez’s fifth album was Mi Corazon. It’s so good, your heart would start singing.

Mi Corazon is like the song your heart wrote for you.

That album is so good, it could make your pet pray.

Jaci Velasquez’s fifth album is better than your best day ever.

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Jaci Velasquez’s sixth album was Christmas. It’s so good, your teachers would sing it during class.

That album is like the Christmas version of your mom’s voice.

Jaci Velasquez’s Christmas album is better than your holiday dinner.

That album is so good, it could save Christmas.

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Jaci Velasquez’s seventh album was Navidad. It’s so good, your mom would start dancing in the kitchen.

Navidad is like the song your holiday dreams wrote.

That album is so good, it could make your dog pray for cookies.

Jaci Velasquez’s Navidad album is better than your family’s holiday arguments.

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Jaci Velasquez’s eighth album was Unspoken. It’s so good, your teacher would start crying in the hallway.

Unspoken is like the album version of your best secret.

That album is so good, it could make your mom’s voice louder.

Jaci Velasquez’s eighth album is better than your best friend’s advice.

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Jaci Velasquez’s ninth album was Milagro. It’s so good, your mom would start singing it in the car.

Milagro is like the album version of your mom’s voice on a Sunday.

That album is so good, it could make your pet start praying.

Jaci Velasquez’s ninth album is better than your best day ever.

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Jaci Velasquez’s tenth album was Beauty Has Grace. It’s so good, your teacher would start singing it during class.

Beauty Has Grace is like the album version of your mom’s voice at the best time.

That album is so good, it could turn your lunch into a prayer.

Jaci Velasquez’s tenth album is better than your best friend’s dreams.

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Jaci Velasquez was in the movie Chasing Papi. She’s got more movie roles than your dog has toys.

Jaci Velasquez acted in that movie like it was her final exam.

She made that movie so good, it could turn your lunch into a dream.

Jaci Velasquez was in Chasing Papi like it was a free pizza.

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