jacism

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Hating on someone just because their name starts with a J and thinking your race is way better. It’s like the J’s got no rights.

"Why do J’s always mess things up?", A teacher after a kid named Jordan spilled juice on the floor.

"J’s are the worst. I hate J’s.", A kid who got in trouble for talking too much.

J’s are the reason why I failed math. J’s are evil.", A student who got a D because he forgot to do homework.

When a journalist is too biased to care about facts and just yells at people they think are guilty, even if they’re totally innocent.

"He’s guilty! I know he’s guilty!", A reporter who didn’t even read the whole report.

I didn’t do it!", A kid who got blamed because the reporter said so.

They’re all guilty. Just accept it.", A journalist who never checks the evidence.

Hating on someone named Jacob so hard it’s like they personally wronged you.

"Jacob is the worst. He took my snack.", A kid who got a crumb.

Jacob is the reason I failed gym. He tripped me.", A kid who tripped himself.

Jacob is a monster. He doesn’t even like pizza.", A kid who eats pizza every day.

When TikTok and Instagram make you think all J’s are terrible and then you go around hating on them for no real reason.

"J’s are the reason I’m broke. They all spend money on snacks.", A kid who spent $2 on candy.

J’s are the worst. They’re all lazy.", A kid who didn’t even do the work.

J’s are evil. I saw it on TikTok.", A kid who believed a 15-second video.

When someone says the J word and another person gets so mad they throw a snack at them.

"J word!", A kid who said the J word.

I’m not going to let you say the J word again.", A kid who threw a crumb.

You said the J word! I’m going to fight you!", A kid who was just annoyed.

When someone says, "This initial owes you _____" and it’s always a J, A, M, or a W. It’s the worst.

"This initial owes you a snack.", A kid who got a snack from someone else.

This initial owes you $100.", A kid who got a $100 bill from someone else.

This initial owes you a fight.", A kid who got into a fight with someone else.