jacise

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a human meatball who can't fit into a normal sized car
My cousin is a jacise. He tried to fit into a sedan and it screamed in pain.
That guy at the gym is a jacise. He looks like he was dropped from a truck.
My mom called me a jacise because I ate three pizzas and still had room for ice cream.
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a person who smells like a gym sock and eats like a horse
That jacise at the buffet took 10 plates and still asked for more.
My neighbor is a jacise. He smells like he just ran a marathon in a garbage can.
I told my brother he was a jacise because he ate the whole cake and then cried.
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a human mountain who can't fit through a door
The jacise at the party couldn't fit through the door. He just walked through it like it was a window.
My uncle is a jacise. He tried to sit on the couch and broke it.
That guy at the airport was a jacise. He had to take a whole row to himself.
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a person who looks like a pizza and eats like a wolf
That jacise at the restaurant ate three pizzas and still wanted more.
My dad is a jacise. He looks like he was made from meat and cheese.
I called my friend a jacise because he ate the whole pizza and then stole mine.
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a person who has the body of a donut and the appetite of a bear
That jacise at the mall couldn't fit through the entrance. He had to go through the emergency exit.
My brother is a jacise. He eats like a bear and looks like a donut.
I told my friend he was a jacise because he ate the whole cake and still had room for a burger.
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a human lollipop who can't fit into a normal chair
That jacise at the restaurant had to get a special chair just for him.
My mom called me a jacise because I looked like a lollipop and took up the whole table.
The jacise at the movie theater took two seats and still needed a third.
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